If you have a toddler, what do you find yourselves repeating daily?

My toddler has gotten into the habit of trying to lick the floor bc I guess he’s trying to copy the dog 🥴so I’m constantly yelling to stop licking the floor bc it’s dirty lol, I’m also constantly saying “stop” “No!” “Wait” “wow!” And “so cool!” Lmao. Hbu?
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Last night, my stepson said over and over "Mommy's house" and it annoyed me and my husband, because we kept telling him that Sunday night, we'll take him there, because we have him for the weekend

Don’t lick that! Pretend only. My middle child is a cat. 🐈

Literally the same but we don’t have pets. My daughter just LOVES to eat and that’s for everything. So it’s a lot on “Stop” “Nooo” “Get that out your mouth, it’s not food”. I also say “Don’t hit sister, gentle hands”

"stop licking your brother's feet!" 🤢 kids are so damn weird

All day long “get down” lmao “don’t lick that”

My 3 year old likes to ask the same question over and over. Example: “mama what did we do today?” “We had breakfast and played outside and you tripped over a wagon and fell on the driveway so we got you a bandaid and then we ate lunch and you gave Minnie Mouse a makeover and tried to stick pencils into the air filter and then you watched Winnie the Pooh and used stickers and spilled paint on the floor then you took a bath and ate an Oreo and dada came home and now we are going to eat dinner” she will also add things to it or correct me if I forget something. One day I recounted our day to her 15 times.

Wait! No! Ugh! Okay, so this is happening…yep you just ______ 😮‍💨And good job! You did it! I love you! Thank you, baby 🥰

“Sit down” “wait/hold on” “no sir” “we can’t go outside when it’s dark” “yaaaayy!!!” “Gentle!” “You’re such a good big brother” “I love you!” “Sissy loves you!” We try to avoid saying good job and especially be careful. We will either be more descriptive and say like “wow! You’re so helpful” or “you did amazing with ___” and for be careful we will say things like “Watch your step” “Watch where you’re going!” “Do you need help?” Or otherwise more descriptive things other than just be careful cause eventually they’ll just drown out “be careful” if it’s overused 😅

please get down, no thank you , say help me please , please stop, we are not doing that right now , please move, are you listening ?use your inside voice, relax, calm down, no hitting, you have 3 seconds to (insert what I need him to do )3, 2…. And his name is called about a million and one times daily. All of this is for my older toddler 🫠for my younger twin toddlers it would be- no, no hitting, come here, their names are called a lot also but both of them together aren’t nearly as much work as my son is all by himself 🫠

Be gentle with mummy's face/ daddys face Glasses on. Glasses off. That's not how mummy's Glasses go on her face! That's not your (insert thing he shouldn't have). That's daddys. Can you give it back Don't touch the toilet bowl 🙈it's dirty. No climbing Don't fall! Does that really belong in the washing machine

“We cat drink the cat’s water, but we can drink out of our own cup,” was said far too much today

“do you want to eat”

No way Jose, oh no!, on your bottom please, no hands near puppy’s butt please, good gravy boats!

My baby started trying to bite my dog 🫠 I usually put him in his pin and say no biting, be nice.

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