What's some words that your toddler or kid says that they can't pronounce properly, so they sound like swears??

My toddlers are listed below 🫠😂
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Dig Pig was in his phonics reading book for school - he pronounced it as ‘dick pic’…

Our 2 year old says “come see” when he wants to show us something but it 100% sounds like p*ssy 😂😂

My son when he was a bit younger and newly learned the word use to say truck and it sounded like the f word initially 🫠.

Vacuum = fuck you

Snickers from Bluey. She couldn’t say the s or k sound 🥴

My son when talking about his ‘Crocs’ it sounds like cock. So he’ll just be walking around saying cock cock cock when wearing his Crocs 🫣

Ship is shit Fox was fuck Funky was fucky

Oh clock was cock too

Not because of pronouncing but Falquar (or however you spell it) sounds like “fucker” A family pet name 🤦‍♀️ I hate it It sounds like that when anyone says it tho and it feels like they’re trying to get her to swear (they are saying falquar then shouting things like it sounds like this so she’s repeating the acc word) Also “what’s this” sounds like “shit”

My baby just turned 2 and I be weak when he says sit=shit and fork=fuck 😭😭😭

Fox was fuck for a while

Pink used to come out as dick when my daughter was younger. And she loved pink. A guy walked by in a pink shirt and she pointed at him and went ‘dick! Dick’ 🤦🏻‍♀️ Play also used to come out as ‘gay’, so she’d ask for a ‘gay date’ at the ‘gay ground’

Piglets sounded like penis!

@Tessa lmaoooo I know you sat there practicing that k over and over 😂😂

My son says d*ck for duck Sh*t for sheep

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Her light in her room is flickering or to her “fucking” 😂😂

Venus...penis

I wanna see the results 😂

Monster truck is monster fuck Dropped it is fucked it Fox is fuck I think she just likes the f word x

Stick sounds like dick , shirt and sit are both shit, and not a cuss but bear sounds like beer

@Siobhan monster fuck ahahaha 😂 gonna have to use that one

@Kaylyn honestly it doesn’t help that all the boys at child care love monster trucks so my little girl runs around shouting Monster fucccckkkkkkk 🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

Mine had trouble with S and Z sounds so scissors became “wiggers,” and she was obsessed with them so she asked constantly to “play wiggers”

She use to not be able to say Duck duck So it sounded like dick dick 😭😭

Icy pole. He used to say Mummy can I have assssshole please? A what? Icypole? Yes assshole 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Fork sounds like f*ck when my daughter says it.

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