I really like penises aubergine 🍆 like not in a pervy way (I’m married so only perv over my husband thank you very much) but like you know a lot of women say they’re so ugly. I think they are lovely.
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All penises are lovely just like all vaginas are lovely.
Not going to lie this made me chuckle. I don't think pensises are that appealing but I do agree they're are very soft and warm
I really have read it all now 🫣
@Helen that’s lovely glad I could contribute to a nice chuckle! We all need one! 😄
This reads suspiciously like a man wrote it 😂
@Rachel 😂😂😂😂
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If I told my man I liked his penis cause it was soft and warm he would be so put off omfg
Me trying to figure out what a penis aubergine is at first lmao 🤔🫠😂
Across your face? Do you like move your face across when he’s lying down or does he like move back in forth while you remain in a dick snuggling position?
@Sarah the second chuckle this post has given me 😂 thank you
some are prettier than others 🤐
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From now on, I will be saying penis aubergine 😆
Oh god I think i just threw up a little… you know posts like this should be censored lol… not everyone on this app likes penis… as a lesbian I just can’t… 🤢
This app sometimes 💀🤦🏼♀️
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@Rachel nope I’m definitely a woman! Just sharing a random lighthearted thought.
@Elizabeth that’s why I’m not saying this to my man I’m sharing it with I ladies incognito duh!!! I know this is nuts 🤣🤣
@Sarah I know!!! I died when I saw that.. but couldn’t edit it out 🤣🤣
@Victoria~ I love that that you want the logistics 🤣🤣 a fellow nut like me🤣🤣 ok so I don’t randomly get him to whip it out and then rub it across my face but like when we’re getting intimate and I’m about to give him head before I start I’d just casually rub it across my face… he things it’s all part of my head game but really I just like the feel of it 🤣🤣 not sexual at all in that moment but he doesn’t know that 🤣
@Violeta💘 true! My mans is soo pretty thought I got lucky. I’ve never seen an ugly penis though
@Lyss that’s understandable! But censoring it?!? It’s not like I have a picture of me hugging a penis🤣🤣you’ll be alright.
@Laura I know it’s a mad house! I love it here🤣🤣🤣
@Lys ❤️🔥 oh no I don’t want any sexual talk this to me wasn’t a sexual post just a random body part I find very comforting outside of its sexual functions. 🤣🤣
I lost my shit reading penis aubergine and trying to figure out what the hell that was 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Jackie I know!! Same!!! I die all over again every time someone comments about it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I personally don’t like dicks enough to snuggle them but I’m glad they make you happy
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@Victoria~ see this blows my mind 🤯 I don’t get how anyone wouldn’t want to snuggle a penis! But I understand I’m in the minority here 😆
I've never even thought to snuggle a penis 😂
@Megan OMG Try it! It’a soooo comforting! He has to be clean though!!
Ma’am you’re killing me, are you naturally this funny ?????? I’m not judging at all I just think you are HILARIIUS
@Jackie people always tell me I don’t realise how funny I am! But this is literally just me… I have the most random thoughts and find joy in the craziest places.. like a nice warm cuddly penis 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can’t believe 85% of you told me to put my phone down. 😆
Ignore the random aubergine word was trying to get the emoji 🙄