I really like penises aubergine 🍆 like not in a pervy way (I’m married so only perv over my husband thank you very much) but like you know a lot of women say they’re so ugly. I think they are lovely.

Like the skin around them is so soft to touch. The head is so smooth and as long as he’s a clean hygienic man it’s just such a pleasant part of the male body to be close to. Sometimes I just like to rub my husband’s 🍆 across my face because it just feels so soft, warm and soothing. Who agrees?
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Ignore the random aubergine word was trying to get the emoji 🙄

🤣🤣🤣

Lol

All penises are lovely just like all vaginas are lovely.

Not going to lie this made me chuckle. I don't think pensises are that appealing but I do agree they're are very soft and warm

I really have read it all now 🫣

@Helen that’s lovely glad I could contribute to a nice chuckle! We all need one! 😄

This reads suspiciously like a man wrote it 😂

I’m not too sure what I just clicked on 🤣

@Rachel 😂😂😂😂

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If I told my man I liked his penis cause it was soft and warm he would be so put off omfg

Me trying to figure out what a penis aubergine is at first lmao 🤔🫠😂

Across your face? Do you like move your face across when he’s lying down or does he like move back in forth while you remain in a dick snuggling position?

@Sarah the second chuckle this post has given me 😂 thank you

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some are prettier than others 🤐

From now on, I will be saying penis aubergine 😆

Oh god I think i just threw up a little… you know posts like this should be censored lol… not everyone on this app likes penis… as a lesbian I just can’t… 🤢

This app sometimes 💀🤦🏼‍♀️

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@Rachel nope I’m definitely a woman! Just sharing a random lighthearted thought.

@Elizabeth that’s why I’m not saying this to my man I’m sharing it with I ladies incognito duh!!! I know this is nuts 🤣🤣

@Sarah I know!!! I died when I saw that.. but couldn’t edit it out 🤣🤣

@Victoria~ I love that that you want the logistics 🤣🤣 a fellow nut like me🤣🤣 ok so I don’t randomly get him to whip it out and then rub it across my face but like when we’re getting intimate and I’m about to give him head before I start I’d just casually rub it across my face… he things it’s all part of my head game but really I just like the feel of it 🤣🤣 not sexual at all in that moment but he doesn’t know that 🤣

@Violeta💘 true! My mans is soo pretty thought I got lucky. I’ve never seen an ugly penis though

@Lyss that’s understandable! But censoring it?!? It’s not like I have a picture of me hugging a penis🤣🤣you’ll be alright.

@Laura I know it’s a mad house! I love it here🤣🤣🤣

@Lys ❤️‍🔥 oh no I don’t want any sexual talk this to me wasn’t a sexual post just a random body part I find very comforting outside of its sexual functions. 🤣🤣

I lost my shit reading penis aubergine and trying to figure out what the hell that was 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Jackie I know!! Same!!! I die all over again every time someone comments about it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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