I'd just start leaving random toenails where it'll only bother him 😂
Ewww no. Don’t do that.
put them on any seats he’s about to sit on.
my partner goes outside to cut his toenails lolol
put them in the pockets of his pants, they never know until they stick their hand in them
or scattered in his pillow case
Lay them where he sleeps.
lol that’s a little disturbing haha uh maybe just like put them in his shoes or his bed
@Payton yes😂😂 sprinkle them on his pillow…that’s nasty that he just clips wherever he pleases and doesn’t clean up after himself
Okay my sister just said tell him I did it to freak him out and maybe he’ll stop.
Don't put them in his food. But I would show him the bag and say, it may not seem alot when you're doing it, but look at the accumulation and how that may affect our child. Equally you could put them somewhere it would piss him off. On his tooth brush? But obviously so he can see it. "how would you feel putting this in your mouth?" that could be our child. 😂
I died reading this. This is the best post I've ever read on here.
He doesn’t even clip them. He literally will be sitting on the couch or wherever eating and picking his toenails off with his fingers and then not wash his hands after touching all over his dirty feet.
How about using them as a replacement of croutons on a soup? Or if you made a spag bol, instead of Parmesan shavings - a nice sprinkling of toenails instead 🤣
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I did in fact just blend them up with sugar. (I already am bleaching my blender) and I have made them into a powder sugar just to show him I “can use” it to cook with if I please so he needs to chill out with the nails or I will use it after I scare him into thinking I already did.
ew wtf he just rips them off?! 🤮
If you don’t throw that blender away…. Girl 😬😬😬😬😬
Okay it’s not 1 blender. It’s a Ninja blender and it has like 4 blender sizes that will fit in it. And I can throw one away lol.
Put them in his wallet.
Don't bother blending them. Put a spoon full of those bad boys in his coffee/drink haha
My MIL does this at the dinner table, and plucks her chin hairs.
@Ellie yikes. I know your pain lol. But also as being the only cosmologist in my family so a lil different these are my blood relatives. I am the “whisker plucker” I’m responsible for plucking my grandmother, mom, great aunt, and older aunts chin hairs cause “they can’t see them”. Which I don’t mind lol but I think is funny.
I don't think they ask you to do that while eating and facetiming people back home. Seriously the lighting is better in the bathroom......
Wait you can't tell him that it's in the sugar because then he'll do it to you. My stomach is churning just thinking about this 🤢
P.s. I have a ziploc bag full of them.