Sorry but this made me smile 😅 grape butthole haha. They would have seen absolutely everything you can think of and more. I wouldn’t worry!
I’m a midwife and I can assure you we don’t care/mind. We are focussed on looking after you and the baby! Same goes for pooing in labour and pubes.
You need to follow imogennation (or something like that) on instagram she always talks about her haemorrhoids after childbirth and normalises getting them sorted she’s hilarious x