sometimes i wonder what men think we do in situations like this cause why does everything have to be done sexy?😂 im so fr like when they wash themselves i imagine they’re just being smacked and rearranged nothing sexy about it lol
Um, respectfully he can stfu. As if there’s a sexy way he can wash his junk? Lol tell him it’s at least getting washed and he should be happy about that
Tell him not to look then 🤣
Have longer arms. I have to get in quazzy modo position. (I have short arms) 😂😂💪
What a weird thing for him to say. I didn’t think there was a nonsexy way tbh I just assumed guys enjoyed watching women touch themselves?
Yeah there is. Look at him deep in the eyes have some sensual eye contact and lick your lips and kiss him while you put your hand down there and wash yourself that way he’s distracted and not looking 😂💀 that’s if he’s in the shower w you. If he’s not tell him to get TF out so you can do your thang
Lol I didn't know us making sure we are sexy while cleaning our vag takes precedence over a thorough cleaning lmao 😆 Tell him you'd love for him to show you how to make it look sexy...I'm sure that would be fun to watch!
Are we supposed to be sexy like all the time ??? That's something very weird to say...
@Melanie LMFAO 🤣🤣 that’s what I was trying to think about like this isn’t a fucking porn lmao this is real life I have to keep my girl clean lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@Cam LMFAOOO fr like I try to be as feminine as possible in my mannerisms so I’m so confused by how tf he thinks I’m supposed to properly wash my vagina sexy, plz somebody tell me 🤣🤣🤣 literally their junk is probably just flying around when they’re washing it 🤣
@Cecily Right?!?!? Lmfaoooo like what does he fucking expect lmao
@Del 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 dead af good idea lmao
@Victoria~ LMFAO right??? So we just had sex & we both went into the shower together and I still had my shirt on and didn’t feel like taking it off lmao so I just kept my athletic crop top on and just scrunched up the top part so I could wash my lower half and he thought it was weird that I was standing washing my vagina like how else do I wash it lmao
@Kellie LMFAOOOOOO I am so dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good idea hahahaha
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@Jen LMFAOOOOO I think this is how he saw me hahahaha
@Jen LMFAO Right??? 🤣🤣🤣 I laughed and said show me how I’m supposed to wash my vagina sexy and he couldn’t lmao
@Aurélie Rigjt?? Lmao like can I just be a normal human and do whatever the fuck I want how I want lmao. I had an ex tell me the way I put on pants wasn’t sexy like why do I have to be constantly objectified lmao idiots
Is this what that incognito poster meant the other day by saying all straight men were gay
I’d say whatever gets the vagina clean is sexy.
I'll say in the most dead pan voice "don't look then if I creep you out" 😂
Ask him to do it for you 😂🤣 since he’s knows how too
@Parker 又 omfg 😭😂
Don’t let him in the bathroom when your showering then 😂 how are you ment to look washing yourself? Sexy? I bet he looks like a weirdo when he’s washing himself x
@Lacey 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good idea lmao
@Maisie lmfaoooo fr he lost the shower privileges with me now 🤣🤣🤣
If I’m trying to get it on in the shower I’ll wash slow and kinda play with myself when I do, maybe spread things out a bit but normally I just get in that kitty and scrub lmao it’s not our job to be sexy all the time
@Lee fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I also went to a military academy so I also do things really fast because why waste time lmao
I think men think LOTS of bubbles in slow motion or something lol