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Unexpected BINGO Card?
Has anyone else’s littles done something that you DID NOT expect?
The other week when getting my daughter (13 months) ready for bed, she pooped in her diaper right before bath time. No biggie, cleaned her up and brought her to the bathroom sans diaper. While waiting for the tub to fill, she evidently wasn’t finished with her business and proceeded to 💩 on the bathroom floor. I was lucky, she missed the bath mat and thankfully did it before going in the bath. After laughing (extremely hard) I cleaned it up, wiped her tush and continued with our night. But suffice to say, that was NOT how I expected my night to go 😅
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Today (yes in one day) a child windexed the entire kitchen, paying special attention to my chai 😭 thank God I noticed before taking a drink.. my 5 yo learned that her teenage mutant ninja turtle costume shell works as an awesome shield for her almost 3 yo brother's flying fists.. my 13 mo discovered both how to climb INTO the toilet AND how to get eaten by the trundle bed.. the almost 3 yo also decided that hot wheels are fun wrapped in Play Doh, but also then look like nuggets so should be dipped in and driven around in Chick Fillet sauce. Did I mention that we're trying to move soon so I'm SUPPOSED to be packing 🫠
Yes my baby is a biter. 🙄
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My two year old squeezed toothpaste on the floor at the dentist office today and then proceeded to get on his hands and knees like a dog and lick it off the floor I have four kids ypungrst being 2 months old. send wine 🤣🤣🤣