AITA - partner shit the bed… again!!

This morning my partner text me from upstairs to tell me he had a “shituation” Feel like a little backstory is required here so.. my partner has often shit in the bed (3 times in the three years we’ve been together) and I’ve known him to shit himself a few times and have been told stories of him doing it many times in the past. Gross right? First time he was having some kind of allergic reaction to something and we had only been together a few weeks. I helped him get cleared up, felt really bad because he was so embarrassed. Second time was norovirus. I helped again despite being unwell myself. Felt bad for him this time too! This morning.. his words “ really needed a shit but couldn’t be bothered to get up and trusted a fart” … I did not help, I fact I lost it with him, he’s an adult ffs use the toilet that’s literally 6 paces from the bed. I’ve made him strip the bed and bin the sheets, made him the clean carpets and scrub the bathroom. I’m also making him go out and buy a replacement duvet set and a new mattress protector. And I may have told him if he does it again then he can get his own bed in our spare room 🤷‍♀️ harsh I know but I’m pissed with him! Thanks for reading my vent 😂
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Nope I agree! My ex shit the bed once he was severely constipated like a good 10 days no poo no laxatives worked at all tried all home remedies bar prune juice I went brought him a litre and told him to drink it before bed nothing happened in the night he was farting away we thought nothing of it bar the smell his son was in bed with us after a nightmare and he was farting away so the room absolutely stank we got up the next morning and thought little man had shit himself he was 3 and potty training so to be expected and wasn't bothered my partner stood up and it ran out of his trousers there was a huge patch on the bed on me on little man so I stuck little man and dad straight in the shower and took care of the bed and never spoke of it. Now had he done it on purpose like your husband I'd have showered little one off and me and then left him to deal with it alone and to go out and purchase all new bedding. An accident is fine we all do it at some point when very sick but on purpose is not fine

Lol here’s my story: Once me and my first real boyfriend ate dinner at a restaurant and had a brownie with ice cream on top at the end. I forgot he was lactose intolerant because he usually ate dairy anyways.. Right after, we decided to go to the restaurant right across the street (literally a 20 second drive away) to visit some friends who worked there. Well, in between the 2 restaurants, he farted and we both just thought it was a fart, didn’t think anything of it, but when we got inside, he mentioned that he felt like his pants were wet.. I looked and realized what happened and told him he should probably go check in the bathroom.. I felt really bad at the time, he was so embarrassed, we ended up leaving right when he got out of the bathroom. I ended up cleaning his poop off my fabric car seat. I was 17 or 18.. I was such a good girlfriend and he turned out to be horrible :) At least it wasn’t because he needed to poop and was too lazy to get up, I would have yelled at him

No you’re not the arsehole. He’s a grown man and needs to stop acting like a baby. That’s disgusting. I completely understand if he was unwell. We had all been there when we have had a virus etc. but just being too lazy to get out of bed is a different story

It’s one thing when you’re unwell…it’s completely different just being lazy, I think I would be rethinking my choice of partner tbh 🤣

I’m shocked you’re still with him. I would be GONE. 😮

Wtf is going on in this thread y'all 🤢🤣

Huh? This is insane to me. As in these are grown men? Adults? I have been unwell and still been able to get out of bed and run to the toilet in time.

@Tina thank you!

Oh god that’s disgusting. There’s no excuse for that at all. That’s so childish🤮 my friend dated a guy who “shit” the bed and she ended up really sick and in hospital,not sure if it was a coincidence but still🫠

I’d be fuming if it was an accident to be fair 🤣 couldn’t cope with that

That’s 3 times too many… in my 30 years never heard of adults shitting the bed. 💀💀💀

Yep, too many times. He doesn’t know his body. No that is gross, you have every right to have him do all those things. You could seriously get sick if it isn’t cleaned well.

This thread is hilarious 😂 tf is going on

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