Bestie application!

Hey!! I'm new to this app but I thought it would be fun to do this to find my bestie! Please just see the humor this is not made to make anyone feel left out or unwanted. If you feel a connection I'd still love to meet you and hear from you ! Okay ready?! Go! Position: Certified Best Friend (With Perks) Location: Wherever the tea’s hot and the playlist is poppin’ Deadline: Yesterday, obviously Must Love: Long walks in nature (bonus points if you talk to trees or birds..or like to hunt for shrooms ..sticks..I think you het the point!) Sipping tea like it’s a personality trait (no hate on coffee) just chilling. Thrillers, fantasy books, and spooky disturbing phycological thrillers. (I'm not a romance fan but Id still love to hear what you are reading) Music that fits the vibe (from scream-singing to lo-fi ghostcore OR Indie reggae 90s rap 90s anything really ...( NO HONKEY TONKIN HICKITTY COUNTRY🤮🤣) we need to be able to share music!!  Crafting (or at least cheering me on while I crochet for hours. I WILL ooo and aww right back at you with your hobby!) Sitting in comfortable silence like emotionally stable weirdos... this. I don't expect 24 '7 conversation But It would be nice to talk everyday some way or another.  Random adventures that may or may not involve mild trespassing..because um how else does one shenanigan.. Laughing till we wheeze or pee Respecting boundaries but also matching my unhinged energy when summoned Embrace our nerodivergent tism-ness Not religious but spiritual and always practicing self growth Love being a mom Loves dogs.  Has no problem having strictly gif /meme conversations  NO ENERGY VAMPIRES ALLOWED it's okay to have your down and out moments but please I don't want to have to take the one way street to get you to happy Town for it to last a day if that. (Heartless? No just Respecting my empathetic self)  Bonus Skills: Playlist building wizardry  Knows how to pack snacks for a forest wander Enjoys talking about weird dreams, past lives, or what that one crow might have meant Can spot red flags and wear black ones with style Not afraid of a little cozy darkness or awkward dancing...aka being yourself  Blacksheep  No judgment when we both look like Adam Sandler and our house looks like a typical broke barley middle class home. Authenticity and real. Truthful,  loyal,  kind , awkward  Perks Include: Unlimited tea & cozy vibes 24 hour Emotional support chaos (I will not tell you what you want to hear it will be what you need to hear)  Free seasonal spooky aesthetic consultation Matching crochet projects and crafts Secret handshake pending approval A ride-or-die Aries who will hype you up and hex your ex (kidding... unless? Okay Im kidding..there are other ways 🤣) To Apply: Comment or DM  This was not made to offend anyone. I simply just did this for fun and am hoping to just find a chill forever friend ❤️ You can be local 🇨🇦 or be virtual! Hope to meet you soon!