60 Hilarious Birthday Jokes for Kids

Want to add some fun to the party? We’ve got you covered. Read on for our favorite birthday jokes for kids. Warning: laughter may ensue.
Birthday party planning is always the same, right?

You’re running around trying to wrap presents, organize party packs, make a cake, do the shopping.

And at the same time, trying to think of a fun way to inject some humor into the situation.

Basically, you are being a super-mama.

And you’re nailing it.

But sometimes, it’s nice to have a little help.

Peanut’s got you covered with our favorite birthday jokes for kids.

So whether you are after a chortle, a guffaw, or a good belly laugh, there is nothing like a dose of laughter to make a birthday memorable.

Our list also includes birthday riddles for kids to keep them all engaged.

You may want to use these as a party game and hand out prizes to whoever comes up with the best answer.

Ready to get giggling and guessing? Let’s go!

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Our favorite happy birthday jokes for kids

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Oma.
Oma who?
Oma gosh, it’s your birthday!
What one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed?
A year older.
What has wings, a long colorful tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant.
What did the hermit crab do on his birthday?
He shellabrated.
What did the ocean say to the birthday boy?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why does the mushroom always get a birthday party invite?
He’s a fun-guy!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
“Aye matey.”
What do you sing to a cow on their birthday?
Happy birthday to moo!
Why did the man get heartburn after eating birthday cake?
He forgot to take off the candles.
What type of cake did the cat want for her birthday?
MICE cream cake.
What did one pea say to the other on its birthday?
“Hap-pea birthday.”
Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty.
Which side of a birthday cake is never eaten?
The left side…
What’s the best thing to say to a cheese-lover on their birthday?
“Hap-brie birthday!”
What song do you sing a Snowman on his birthday?
“Freeze a jolly good fellow…”
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday!
Which birthday party game do rabbits like most?
Musical hares.
Why do candles always go on the top of cakes?
Because it’s hard to light them from the bottom.
What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?
I scream cake.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his piece of birthday cake?
He was stuffed.
What do cakes and baseball teams have in common?
They both need a good batter.
What happens when no one shows up to your birthday party?
You CAN have your cake and eat it too.
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What do you sing to a cow on their birthday?
Happy birthday to moo!
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!
What do you get when you eat an entire birthday cake?
A stomach ache.
Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer?
She wanted to ice it.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
It was feeling crumby.
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Les!
Les who?
Les party!
How does the cat like to celebrate its birthday?
It turns up the mewsic.
Why did the birthday kid get soap for their birthday?
It was a soap-prise birthday party!
Does a blue candle burn longer than a green one?
No, they both burn shorter.
What did the moose say to his friend on his birthday?
So I herd it’s your birthday…
Why did the little girl hit her birthday cake with a hammer?
It was a pound cake.
Why did the robber break into the bakery?
She heard the cakes were rich.
What kind of birthday cakes do birds always pick?
Chocolate chirp.
What did the cake say to the ice cream?
You’re cool.
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age!
How do you know when you’re getting too old?
When the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
What happens when you invite a thief to your birthday party?
They take the cake!
Why did the kid find birthday balloons in the bathroom?
It was a birthday potty!
Why can’t kids remember past birthdays?
Because they are too focused on the present.
What did one candle say to the other?
Don’t birthdays just burn you out?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Gus
Gus who?
Gus how old I am today?
What did the birthday card say to the stamp?
Stick with me, we’re going places!
Why was the birthday cake so hard?
It was a marble cake!
What is a tornado’s favorite party game?
Twister!
What did the young elephant want for its birthday?
A trunkful of toys.
What do frogs drink at their birthday parties?
Diet croak.
If you have a dozen eggs in one hand and 10 cupcakes in the other, what do you have?
Crazy-big hands.
When is a golf ball like a birthday cake?
When it’s being sliced.
How do cats bake cakes?
From scratch!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Stopwatch
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you are doing and celebrate, it’s your birthday!
What did the cake say to the fork?
You wanna piece of me??
What kind of music do balloons hate?
Pop music.
Why did the cupcake cross the road?
It had muffin else to do!
Why don’t owls give each other presents on their birthdays?
Because they don’t give a hoot!
Why are birthdays so good for you?
I don’t know, but the people who have the most live the longest.
What does every birthday end with?
The letter Y.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda wish you a happy birthday!

And that’s it. Our tried-and-tested favorite funny kids birthday jokes.

Say them out loud, stick them into the party packs, or write one on each gift.

However you use them, these funny birthday jokes for kids are sure to brighten up your kid’s day.

And if you want to continue the giggles, head here for more jokes.

All the best, mama!