@Hailey he clearly think this a circus so I’m only tryna be the best clown in the line up 😉😉
What you gonna do if he tries to get intimate with you tho?
This feels like a scene from Home Alone or Matilda. 🤣 I’m sorry that happened to you, though. But glad you can laugh about it. Hopefully you’ll be able to leave in time.
@𝓛𝓮𝓷𝓪 ✨ game is game lol I’m always gon top whatever he do
@Vanessa yeah I’m leaving no in 2months
I mean…a tooth brush is good for cleaning those tight spots in the toilet? I’m literally trolling but go you! Itching powder in all his underwear? If he has tomato sauce but a little bicarb in the bottle and shake it up (don’t forget and open it yourself!)
I got fake test results n sent it to all the girls he talking to in one group chat that’ll rule out who he slept with. But they all in there going crazy n shocked he doesn’t wanna say anything to me abt it bc they blowing up his phone he said it was scammers😭😭 n I changed some information on his dating website accounts.
Sign him up for random shit so he gets annoying emails/calls at all times of the day
@Sharnee he doesn’t check emails 😭😭
Nair in his shampoo, shrimp in parts of his car he won’t find for weeks, go on a website that will text him anonymously saying someone he recently had sex with has an std and he should get checked lmao, if you have access to his phone and passwords change his passwords to eveeerrrything make his life super inconvenient. there’s certain emails you can send to him that will glitch out his computer and phone if he opens it. I can’t think of anything else 😂 but some ideas from a retired crazy Scorpio woman
I’m not touching his car tho he a mechanic ion want him taking out my brakes lol
if he uses face wash drop a little vegetable oil in there and watch that acne bloom💛 start mixing miralax with all his foods and drinks (its flavorless and dissolves where its not detectable) also start turning off his alarms for work in the night. not only will he have a shit morning scrambling around but he’ll also start getting chewed out at work when it happens more than 5 times in a month. You can also call his manager/place of employment and act like you were calling because he left them as a reference for a “new job” he was applying to. just another way to make work a little uncomfy for the day and cause for his boss to question his loyalty! lmao @Cienna i’m also a retired crazy scorpio🤣
@Madaleine lol I can’t mess with his job rn he’s currently our source of income 😂😂
just keep it in mind when you’re released😭😂 also i hope you’re still doing good through this girl!!
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I let my ex think I was cheating. I also told his family and all his friends about his cheating
Whatever you do, just don't get carried away to the point that you may cause him bodily harm. That might get you in legal trouble.
@Lexi lol he would beat me up 😂😂
Cook him dinner and put laxatives in his food 😂😂
lol yall he took a shower with the hot pepper loofah n didn’t say nun I think he think he burning 😂😂😭😭
yooo, that’s wild. I mean he shouldn’t cheat but that’s wild 😂