What’s the worst thing your child says? Or accidently says?

Please help me feel better 😅😅 My 2.5yo keeps saying ‘where’s the basket gone’ when she’s looking for her trick or treat bucket… but she says it wrong and says ‘Where’s the bastard gone’ 😭😭😭 She says it constantly At home, at nursery, in shops If she sees someone carrying a something she says ‘oh they’ve got a bastard’ and to one lady holding a baby who had something Halloween she said ‘she’s holding a bastard’ I can’t get her to pronounce it right, nothing is working 🤯 Please tell me your little ones say something bad and it’s not just my little one 😅😅😅😅😅
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Hahaha I loved reading all of this, thank you! My daughter also says ‘d**k’ instead of ‘stick’ so you can imagine what it’s like when we’re walking to/from nursery and she sees a big stick 😭😭 it’s so funny but also so embarrassing when other people are near by

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@Liv 😳😅

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